my name is jason kerley, unfortunatley apart from that the only information this about page offers is provided by the answers to a myspace questionaire, i hope you find it as insightful and useful to read as i did filling it in..

Take this survey 1. What color is your underwear right now? red and white | 2. What are you listening to right now? martin klapper and roger turner | 3. what are the last 2 digits in your phone number? 43 | 4. What was the last thing you ate? bread and butter | 5. If you were a crayon what color would you be? white | 6. How is the weather right now? really quite nice actually | 7. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? rob, posing as a russian | 8. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? depends, if she had a tendency to bite into small bars of hotel room soap to avoid vocalising any words beginning with a vowel, it would probably be that | 9. Favorite type of Food? macdonalds | 10. Do you drink? i want to be a smart-arse and pretend i dont realise this implies alcohol and say something about all living creatures needing water to survive, but i wont. ill just say yes. yes | 11. Do you smoke? not if my mum asks | 12. Ever get so drunk you dont remember? occasionally. i remember once being very drunk and suddenly conscious of the fact i probably would forget everything i was experiencing at that moment after i had slept and awoken. however because i was so engaged and overwhelmed by this seemingly impermanent existence, i remembered every second. lovley | 13. What color are your eyes? pantone 3145 c | 14. Last time you went to the dentist? a month or so ago, down a back alley | 15. Do you wear contacts? closest i ever got was one inside-out and the other hanging off my eyelash | 16. Single? no | 17. Favorite Month? april-my birthday and the bangface weekender| 18. Ever cried for no reason? i cry often thanks to a beautiful woman named merial hoare | 19. Last Movie you watched? eden creek | 20. Favorite day of the week? monday | 21. Are you too shy to ask someone out? last timed i asked someone out they thought we were already together, so that was handy | 22. Hugs or Kisses? a healthy mixture of the two | 23. Chocolate or Vanilla? vanilla | 24. Favorite condom brand? fun-doms, the owl one is really quite unsettling, and i must point out "is not for barrier use" apparently | 25. Whose birthday is coming up next? i only remember my mums and cousins birthdays because they share it with jesus | 26. Ever watched Office Space? im not sure i know what that is | 27. What books are you reading? the squatters hand book, and a dictionary of geography terms | 28. Piercings ?there are three vacant holes in my ears | 29. Fav. Movie? koyaanisqatsi | 30. Fav. baseball team ? n/a | 31. Any pets? two cats | 32. AIM Screen Name? jason kerley | 33. Butter, Plain or salted popcorn? buttered | 34. Dogs or cats? dogs, as of last saturday | 35. Fav. flower? my dead orchid in a cassette box | 36. Have you ever fired a gun? bb's and blackwidows are the extent of my weaponry experience, although i did hold a crossbow last night, and i shot a harpoon into a garage door once | 37. Do you like to travel by plane as opposed to car? that is a shit question, my girlfriend asked me pretty much the same question the other day but it was a boat instead of a car. i refused to answer | 38. Right handed or left handed? right | 39. How many pillows do you sleep with? a couple of thin ones. one with a mario and luigi cover | 40. Are you missing someone? yes |